Jokes that indicate pleasure, favour, amusment, mild derision, words that can make you laugh hard.

Girl's father- ...

Girl's father- Main nahi chahta ki meri beti apni puri zindgi 1 gadhe k sath guzare.

Boyfriend- Bus, isiliye main use
yaha se le jane aya hun.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sardar got a job in ...

Sardar got a job in AIRTel

Custmr: Hello my AIRTEL sim loked what 2Do?
Srd: y don take tention remove airtel sim put BSNL,thank u 4caling.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Teacher: Dog? Stude...

Teacher: Dog?
Student- Bow Bow!
Teacher: Cat?
Student: Meowwwwww.
Teacher- Lion?
Student: Aah Aah Aah Aaah
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Teacher: I said LION, Not 'Leone" !

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Teacher: Bacho batao...

Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnay
saray bachay kaisay paida karti hay?

Kid: Miss agar ap road pe billi ki
tarah ghoomo to ap ko pta chal jayega.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Train me ek husband ...

Train me ek husband apni wife say:
tujhse shadi ker k pachta raha hu
dil kerta h tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun

samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

2 PATHAN bank lootne...

2 PATHAN bank lootne gay par GUN bhool gay.
Phir bhi bank loot liya.
KESE?
Bank manager bhi PATHAN tha
Bola GUN kal dikha jana
Hum ko zuban ka etbar hy.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

GIRL'S WAYS A ...

GIRL'S WAYS
A girl sitting on D 1st bench turns her back &
Sees D boy Sitting on D last bench & says- "Thank God !!!
Stupid Aaya Hai!"

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Top 5 funny shop nam...

Top 5 funny shop names
1-Gandhi hair care
2-Malika saree centre
3-Salman marriage beauro
4-Dolly bindra fitness centre
5-Rakhi sawant satsang kendra.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Perfect things in li...

Perfect things in life u should never lose:
1. Character
2. Self respect
3. Hope
4. Heart
5. ????

Well........ u know my name right..?

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Once der was a fight...

Once der was a fight between Me and a Tiger...
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I Ran away...
Why?
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To Save d Tiger...

Only 1411 r left!!! ;)
Otherwise u know me..

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)