Jokes that indicate pleasure, favour, amusment, mild derision, words that can make you laugh hard.

Ek operation k baad ...

Ek operation k baad patient bola:
'doctor sahab Kya ab mai ap logo se mukt hun?'

Beta doctor to neeche reh gye, mi to chitrgupt hun..

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Believe it or not it...

Believe it or not it's true.
G.a.n.d.h.i went 2 gym at the age of 24, one of his friend said" Wah kya body hai!" tab se bapu ne shirt pahan na chod diya.

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Masquito song:- Bhig...

Masquito song:- Bhige pankh mere, Pyasa dank mera, Lage amrit sa, Mujhe khoon tera, Kbhi mere sath, Koi rat guzar, tujhe subha tak mi karu bimar, vo oh oh

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

CID back; Aaj khane...

CID back;
Aaj khane me roti sabji aur dal hi.
Wah..wah..
Aaj khane me roti sabji aur dal hi..
Wah..wah..
Oh my god is khooni ki biwi to mall hi.....

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

stasified theory: S...

stasified theory:
Sardar makhi k pankh tod k bola ud,makhi nhi udi,
Sarda: to ye proof hua"agar makhi k pankh tod diye jay to makhi sun nhi sakti....????

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Wo subah ka alarm wo...

Wo subah ka alarm wo pani ki thandk wo shampu ki botal wo liril ki tazgi wo nya kapdo ka sukun tum kya jano ye to roz nhane wale hi jane...

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Har khushi ko teri t...

Har khushi ko teri taraf mod du,tere liye chand tare tod du,khushiyo k drwaze tere liye khol du, ek bar tu haas k dikha !!!

Tere Sare Daat Tod Du.

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Itna na rona ki bada...

Itna na rona ki badal lago,
itna na tdpo ki ghayal lago.
dua he meri hamesa haste rho,
lekin itna na hasna ki pagal lago.

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Teacher: water ka ch...

Teacher: water ka chemical formula btao?
Student: H2 Mgcl2NaclHNo3CaCo3Ca(OH)2SnTNHgNiHCL(COOH)
Teacher: ye kya hi?
Student:Ye muncipality ka water hai..

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ramlila se hanuman t...

Ramlila se hanuman tha farar,
role k liye fit kia ek sardar,
jo tha bahut hi kamal,
ped se chalang mar ka bola,
jo bole sonihal,sita maiya sasriakal...

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)