Jokes that indicate pleasure, favour, amusment, mild derision, words that can make you laugh hard.

Congress Government ...

Congress Government has announced that Sardarji jokes will be Banned. Because they will telecast them LIVE from Parliament!

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Dear Subscriber, All...

Dear Subscriber, All your incoming SMS on ur mobile dt contains joke on Sardar will b charged Rs10/SMS as their Mental Development Fund.
Sender:Manmohan Singh

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Aey Dost mere har ms...

Aey Dost mere har msg ka jawav dena,
Varna teri zindagi ek jua bankar reh jayegi,
Tu jis ladki se pyar karega woh teri bacho ki BUA bankar reh jayegi!

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ek Sarkari Dafttar k...

Ek Sarkari Dafttar k board pe likha hua tha:
KRIPAYA SHOR NA KAREIN".
Kisi ne uske niche likh diya:
"VARNA HUM JAAG JAYENGE".
Govt. Office Zindabaad".

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Shadi ke doran ladki...

Shadi ke doran ladki boli-
Suno ji

aj se AAPKE bina me nhi,
or MERE bina ap nhi.

4 Saal baad wohi biwi:
kutte! Ruk ja!

Aaj yaa tu nhi ya me nhi!

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

A couple had a huge ...

A couple had a huge fight one night

Going to bed husband says:
Good Night old mother of 3 kids

Wife replied:
Good Night Father of none :P

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Tumhara Naam Hawa Pe...

Tumhara Naam Hawa Pe Likha, To Bikhar Gaya.
Rait Pe Likha, To Mitt Gaya.
Pani Pe Likha, To Beh Gaya.
Aur Jab Dil Pe Likha To
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Heart Attack Ho Gaya.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Pappu ki hui master ...

Pappu ki hui master se ladai,
Master ne ki pappu ki pitai,
Pappu ka garam hua khoon,
gya kabristan or master ka photo taang kr likh diya.
"COMING SOON"

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Teachr: Beta Batao K...

Teachr: Beta Batao Ki
Fast.
Faster.
Fastest.
Forms Ko Hindi Me Kaise Kahenge?
Studnt.
Bhaag..
Taiz Bhaag..
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Bhaag Teri Maa Ki____?

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

AMERICAN LIFESTYLE: ...

AMERICAN LIFESTYLE:
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DAUGHTER: Sorry Dad,I got married ystrday.
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Forgot to invite U..
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DAD: U Nauty. It's Ok
But Don't forget next Time..

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)