Jokes that indicate pleasure, favour, amusment, mild derision, words that can make you laugh hard.

Papu wanted to becom...

Papu wanted to become a great man like Newton. After long research, He made newton's fourth law of motion...??
"Loose motion can never be done in slow motion"

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Tune mujhe chod diya...

Tune mujhe chod diya mujhe hua pain
Tune mujhe chod diya mujhe hua pain
Give me sum sunshine
Give me sum rain.

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Bhikari: ae bhai 1 r...

Bhikari: ae bhai 1 rupaya dede 3 din se bhukha hu
Sardar: 3 din se bhukha hai to 1 rupaye ka kya karega?
Bhikhari: Wajan tolunga kitna GHAT GAYA HAI!!

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Dil ke zakhm kisi ko...

Dil ke zakhm kisi ko dikha na sakoge,dil me jo hi kisi ko batana sakoge..karoge jawani me jo girlfriend pe kharchey..bhudape tak udhar chuka na sakoge.

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Teacher: wo 3 words ...

Teacher: wo 3 words batao jo sabse jyada bole jate hi?
Student: mujhe nahi pta

Teacher: sabash beta baith jao.

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Full form of Girl......

Full form of Girl.....!
G: Gappo mai sab se agey....!
I: Innocent sirf shakal se....!
R: Rone ki automatic machine....!
L: Ladai me sab di maa....!

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Jb Kbhi kanjusi ka a...

Jb Kbhi kanjusi ka award diya jayega apka naam sb se pehley liya jayega. galti se bhi ab SMS na kr dena varna award hath se nikal jayega!!

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sardar : rikshe wale...

Sardar : rikshe wale se baba sahib gurudware jaoge
rikshewala: haan
sardar lo polythin mere liye langar se khana le ana.

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Du u know "PYAR...

Du u know "PYAR KAB HOTA HAI?"
I'll tell u:
Jab time kharab ho, ap par shani bhari ho or bhagwan maze lene k full mood mai ho tb pyar hota hi...

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Jb Se tumhe jana hi,...

Jb Se tumhe jana hi,
Jb Se tumhe paya hi,
Hr dua me tera hi naam aya hi.
Thak k pucha Rab se
"YE KAISA NAMUNA BANAYA HI!"

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)