Jokes that indicate pleasure, favour, amusment, mild derision, words that can make you laugh hard.

Chor pakdne ki machi...

Chor pakdne ki machine bani
USA mi- 1 din mai 9 pakde gye
China mi- 30
UK mi- 50 pr
INDIA mi-1 gante mai machine chori ho gyi
east or west INDIA is the best

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Machhr aur makhi ki ...

Machhr aur makhi ki ho gai shadi ,
ek raat me ho gai macchr ki brbadi,
bechare macchr ki kismat khot thi, sali makhi allout laga kr soti thi...

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Is matlabi duniya me...

Is matlabi duniya me kon kisika hota hao, sms v wahi krta hi jiska free hota hi, ye baat sbko pata hi, magar kanjuso ko free v mehenga lagta hi.

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Apke SMS k intjar mi...

Apke SMS k intjar mi hmne pina suru kiya Itna piya itna piya k pite hi reh gaye Kya karu Bada pepsi hai khatam hi nhi hota.

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sardar galti se samn...

Sardar galti se samndar me gir gaya...
doobte doobte uske hath mai fish mili use pakad bahar feka or bola ja tu to apni jaan bachale.

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Boy 2 girl: Frndship...

Boy 2 girl: Frndship karogi?
Girl: Mere gharwale allow nhi krte.
Boy: haan, jaise mere garwalo ne to mujhe ashiqi society mi membership dilwa rakhi hi na.

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Mere SMS k charche j...

Mere SMS k charche jahan
mi hone lage;
log mere diwane hone lage,
Khush nasib ho tm, jo tmhe SMS mila
jise nhi mila wo,
mobile patak patak k rone lage!

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

I m flower bt rose i...

I m flower bt rose is u
I m star bt moon is u
I m stone bt diamond is u
I m sky bt sun is u
I m tree bt
Us pe latka monkey is u.

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ek raat bijli chali ...

Ek raat bijli chali gye,
Pathan: Oye kam se kam fan to chlao?
Pathan's wife: Krdi na Pathano wali baat agr fan on krungi to candle nhi bujh jayega..

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ek bacha paida hote ...

Ek bacha paida hote hi nurse se bola mobile phone hoga nurse boli apko kya karna hai, God ko miss call deni hai ki mai pahunch gya.

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)