Jokes that indicate pleasure, favour, amusment, mild derision, words that can make you laugh hard.

A good lecture shoul...

A good lecture should be like a Girl’s mini skirt
Long enough to cover the subject
Short enough to create interest.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Maussam bada behal h...

Maussam bada behal h.
Sur hai na tall hai Msg box bhi kangaal h,
Kya aapki msg factory mein bhi hadtaal h?

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Yun to DON Mazak kia...

Yun to DON Mazak kia nhi karta,
Gun tu kia Bulet b diya nhi karta,
ye to bat ap jese kamine Dost ki h,
Warna SMS to kya!
DON kisi ko apna Number b dia nhi krta.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

NEWTON'S LAW OF...

NEWTON'S LAW OF ROMANCE:-
love can neither be created nor be destroyed,
it can only be changed from
one girl friend to another.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

I want u 2 know dat ...

I want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.
U cry i cry.
U laugh i laugh.
U jump out of da window… I look down and then.
i laugh again.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ek bar class me 1 la...

Ek bar class me 1 ladki gana gane lagi "zara zara touch me"
tabhi 1 ladka utha aur use touch kiya
fir bola, le ab himmat he to aage gake dikha.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Just changed my gmai...

Just changed my gmail password
to "HULK".
It says your password is weak.
I think Gmail is on drugs.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Mujhse breakup kar k...

Mujhse breakup kar ke ban gayi tu ullu,
Mujhse breakup kar ke ban gayi tu ullu,
Mujhe dusri mil gayi tujhe kya mila
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Baba ji ka thullu.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

A man gifted his wif...

A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for there anniversary
and then his wife didn’t speak to him for 6 months.
Was the neclace fake?
No. that was deal.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Agar zinda ho to 4/5...

Agar zinda ho to 4/5 sms bhejo,
Markar aasmaan mein ho toh barish bhejo,
Agar swarg mein ho toh apsara bhejo,
Aur agar nark mein ho toh enjoy yourself!

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)