Jokes that indicate pleasure, favour, amusment, mild derision, words that can make you laugh hard.

How to kill a girl? ...

How to kill a girl? give her a beautiful dress, nice jewelery, costly cosmetics... and "Lock her in a room without a mirror"

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

girl: ur name? boy:...

girl: ur name?
boy: black lion,
girl: r u joking.
boy: no, its means kalu singh,& urs.
girl: soft underwear
boy: r u joking?
girl: no,it means komal chadda

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Jb kisi ki taraf dil...

Jb kisi ki taraf dil jhukne lage
baat aa kr zuban tak rukne lage
to
to
to
Vicks Ki Goli Lo Khich-2 Dur Karo...

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

A pig fell in love w...

A pig fell in love with a hen.1day they kissed each other.
next day d pig died of BIRD FLU.n bird died of SWINE FLU.
"AJAB PREMKi GHAZAB KAHANI"

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Lab khamosh jate hi ...

Lab khamosh jate hi jb tm samne ate ho,
Dil dhadkta hi jb nigahe milate ho,
Sas rukti hai jb tm muskarate ho,
Dil kamjor hai mera,
Itna kyo drate ho?

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ram ne dhanush toda,...

Ram ne dhanush toda, sita chali ayi.
Krishna ne bansi bajayi, radha bhag k ayi.
aur humne sirf seeti bajayi, sali baap ko le ayi.

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Dil mai basa hi pyar...

Dil mai basa hi pyar tera,
Aankho mai basi hai tasvir teri,
Jb bhi ati hi yaad teri,
Hm dekhte hai: TOM AND JERRY

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Boy: Mummy aaj madam...

Boy: Mummy aaj madam ne mujhe bhut mara.
Mom: Kyu beta?
Boy: Maine madam ko murgi kha Mom: To murgi q kaha?
Boy: Q ki madam ne mujhe test me aanda diya...

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Duniya me 5 muskil k...

Duniya me 5 muskil kaam,
1.Hathi ko dhaka lagana
2.Machar ki malish krna
3.Chitti ko kiss krna
4.Ziraf ki gardn dabana
5.or ap logo se SMS ki umeed krna

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Boy: tu dharti pe ch...

Boy: tu dharti pe chahe jaha v rahegi tujhe tere khusbu se pehchan lunga

Girl: kasam se mere ko pehle se hi malum tha sala tu 1 no.ka "Kutta" hi..

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)