Jokes that indicate pleasure, favour, amusment, mild derision, words that can make you laugh hard.

Examiner:Tell me the...

Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing its legs only
Sardar:I dont know.
Examiner:You failed, whats your name
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Admi:Sardar ji aap k...

Admi:Sardar ji aap ka ek dant blue Q h?
Sardar:Yaar main ne ink lagayi hoyi h,
Admi:Hain! Wo Q ji
Sardar: oye khoty "bluetooth" da zamana h.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

An Elephant meets an...

An Elephant meets an Ant.
Elephant: Tumhari umer kitni hei?
Ant: 25 saal.
Elephant: 25 saal or itni choti?
Ant: I use LUX.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

STRESS-When your wif...

STRESS-When your wife is prgnt
TENSION-When your girl friend is prgnt
PANIC-When both are prgnt
TRAGIC-When you are not responsible for their pregnancy

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Funny but True Fact ...

Funny but True Fact
A women worries about her future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Doob Jati Hen Kashti...

Doob Jati Hen Kashtiyan Jab Atey Hen Tufan,
.
Yadein Reh Jati Hen Bichar Jate Hen Insan,
.
Yaad Rakho To Bohat Qarib Paoge,
.
Bhool Jaoge To thappar khao gai.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Kab Tak Mera Dil Duk...

Kab Tak Mera Dil Dukhao Gi ?
Kab Tak Pait Bhar K Fast Food Khao Gi ?
.
Darling Isi Tara Khati Raho Gi To
Mujhse Phasne Se Pehle
Darwaze Main Phas Jaogi.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Thought for the nigh...

Thought for the night:
Don't waste time by thinking about your past or future!
Better kill some mosquitoes in that time.
So that you can sleep better!

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

A man to his friend-...

A man to his friend-main apna purse ghar pe bhul aaya mujhe 1000 rs ki zarurat hai banta-dost hi dost ke kam atta hai ye le 10 rs riksha kar ke purse le aa.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

A man to santa-ur fr...

A man to santa-ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home he rushes to his home and come back with in half an hour n slapped tat man n said-he was not my friend.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)