Jokes that indicate pleasure, favour, amusment, mild derision, words that can make you laugh hard.

CID pj Again.. Dil ...

CID pj Again..
Dil Diya hai, Pyar kiya he.
Dil Diya hai, Pyar kiya he.,
ACP Kehta he"Ho na ho daya Khoon Watchman ne hi kiya he.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

2 bhoot jangle me gh...

2 bhoot jangle me ghum rahe the.....

Pahla bhoot: vo dekh vaha per insaan h.

Dusra bhoot: chup ker insaan vinsaan kuch
nahi hota h, sub vaham h.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Gf: Janu kya main tu...

Gf: Janu kya main tumhare sapnon me aati hu??

Bf: Nahi.

GF: Kyun ?...

BF: Main "hanuman chalisa" padhkar sota hu.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ek SHARABI DARU Pee ...

Ek SHARABI DARU Pee Pee K"Mar"Gaya,
Lekin Marte-Marte Bhi Ye Anmol Baat Kah Gaya
DARU To"Branded" Hi Peeta Tha,
Saala "Liver" Hi Local Nikla.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Very Smart Garment s...

Very Smart Garment shopkeeper:

Aadmi- "Mujhe 1 Lady Suit Dikha Do..

Dukandar- "Biwi Ke Liye Chahiye, Ya Koi Achha WaLa Dikhau..

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Golu: Ek kilo gaay(c...

Golu: Ek kilo gaay(cow) ka doodh dena.

Shopkeper: Lekin tumhara bartan toh bahut chhota hai.

Golu : Theek hai toh phir bakri ka de de!

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ek chote bacche ne a...

Ek chote bacche ne apani pregnant mummy se pucha : Isme kya hai?
Mummy : Issme pyara sa Baby hai.
Baccha : Itna pyara tha to khaya kyu ussko?

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Apne Fair hone par i...

Apne Fair hone par itna guroor na karo, Sab do din ki masti hai..

Aapki khubsurti bhi tab tak hai, jab tak FAIR & LOVELY sasti hai.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Santa Banta se bola ...

Santa Banta se bola "Bhai aaj to chay peene ka maza aa gaya."
Banta : Santa Jee, agar billi ne dudh me muh na mara hota to aur bhi
maza aata!!!

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Har gum ko pala nai ...

Har gum ko pala nai jata,
Kanch ki chizo ko uchala nai jata,
Kuch karna hi to mehnat karo yaro,
Har baat ko "All is WELL" bolke tala nahi jata!

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)