Jokes that indicate pleasure, favour, amusment, mild derision, words that can make you laugh hard.

Face pe sweet smile ...

Face pe sweet smile hai,
Hath me rapchik mobile hai,
Mobile me SMS ke jakaas FILE hai,
Fir bhi SMS nhi karna,
Ye kya bhav khane ki style h.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Gabar: Aj maine basa...

Gabar: Aj maine basanti ko nahate hue dekha.
Viru: Kutte kaminey mai tera khun pi jaounga

Gabar: Kaminey me naha raha tha, basanti ja rahi thi!!

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

1 Aurat ne ishara ka...

1 Aurat ne ishara kar k taiz a rhi bus ko roka.
Driver: Kaha jana h?
Aurat: Jana to kahi nhi h,

Bacha ro raha h.
Zara bus ka horn poo-poo baja do.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Raju- agr mere hath ...

Raju- agr mere hath mai sarkar ho to mai
desh ki taqdir badal dunga.
Wife-tum pehle apna pajama to badal lo subha se ulta pehen
rakha hai.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Mohobbat k raste me ...

Mohobbat k raste me har waqt dard milega,
wah wah
mohobbat k raste me har waqt dard milega,
Meri mano isi raste pr Medical store khol do..mast chalega.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Teacher : I Love u k...

Teacher : I Love u ka janam kaha hua tha.

Std. : China mai, kyoki iski n koi warranty hai aur n koi gauarantee, chale to chand tak n chale to shaam tak.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Welcome to “Sa...

Welcome to “Sach ka samna”
.
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Jawab sirf haan ya na mai dena hai
Toh lo aapke liye pehla sawal

Kya apne mandiro se chappal churana chor diya h.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

MAA-beta orange khao...

MAA-beta orange khaoge?
BETA-nhi,
MAA-beta mango khaoge?
BETA-nhi,
MAA-beta apple khaoge?
BETA-nhi,
MAA-baap pr gaya h chappal hi khayega.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Professor: What Is A...

Professor: What Is Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder?
Student: Jimbalakadi Bambalu
Profesor: What? Sorry, I Didn't Understand U?
Student: Same Here Sir!

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

MURGA: I Love You. ...

MURGA: I Love You.
MURGI: Ha.
MURGA: Me Teri Payar K Liye Kuch V Kar Sakta Hu.
MURGI: OH Realy?
MURGA: Yess
MURGI: to ANDE de ke dikha!!

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)