Jokes that indicate pleasure, favour, amusment, mild derision, words that can make you laugh hard.

Ansu tere nikle aur ...

Ansu tere nikle aur ankhein meri ho.
dil tera dhadke aur dhadkane meri ho.
khuda kre hamari dosti itni gehri ho.
ki naukri tm kro aur salary meri ho.

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Kya mast air chal re...

Kya mast air chal rele hi
cow log grass eat kr rele hi
dog log bark kr rele hi
Shane log SMS kr rele hi
DHAKAN log SMS padh rele hi.

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Khuda kare mobile te...

Khuda kare mobile tera kho jaye
Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye
Ladkiyo ko SMS karu tere naam pr
Maar tujhe pade aur kaleja thanda mera ho jaye..

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Try 2 undrstand n do...

Try 2 undrstand n don't disturb me more.
Leave me alone.
Last night I didn't sleep thinking of u.
So don't play with my life. Sardar says 2 mosquito.

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Mayawati came to Lal...

Mayawati came to Lallu's house with a goat.
Lallu: Bhaiswa ko kyo layi ho?
Maya: Dikhta nhi goatwa hai?
Lallu: Hum goatwa se hi to puch rha hu.

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Hasen tm ho to bure ...

Hasen tm ho to bure hum bi nhi,
mehalo mai tm ho to sadak pr hum bhi nhi,
pyar kr k kehte ho shadi shuda ho,
kaan khol kr sunlo, kunware hm bhi nhi.

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sms dhamaka Mujhe s...

Sms dhamaka
Mujhe sms pe sms karo or jito
18 lac ki car ka photo
42'' color tv ka box aur
Mere sath dinner karne ka mauka wo bhi apke ghar.

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Chota baby: mummy ka...

Chota baby: mummy kal mai susu krne utha tha bathroom ka darwaja khoilte hi light apne ap on ho gye .
mummy: kamine kutte tu fir fridge may susu kr aya hi

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Arz kiya hi.. mathe...

Arz kiya hi..
mathe pe lahu sir pe ret,
gaur farmaiye,
mathe pe lahu sir pe ret kyuki
sajni ne phool mara gamla sameet..

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Hum DOSTI dil se nib...

Hum DOSTI dil se nibhana Jante Hi,
Zakhmo pr marhm lagana jante hi,
Hme bhulane ki koshish bhi na karna,
warna Hm GALA DABANA bhi jante hi.

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)