Jokes that indicate pleasure, favour, amusment, mild derision, words that can make you laugh hard.

Phone ke rishte bhi ...

Phone ke rishte bhi ajib hote hai.
Balance rakhkar bhi log garib hote hai
Khud to msg karte nahi hai,
Muft ke msg padhne ke kitne shauqin hote hai.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Kya kare in pyare do...

Kya kare in pyare dosto ka
jo dhire dhire hume bhula rahe hain
kabhi kiya karte the dhero msg
aj ek ek paise apni shadi k liye bacha rahe hain.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Agar tum kaho to tum...

Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye
aasman se chand taare torr laun,
Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye
aasman se chand taare torr laun,
Lekin tum unka karogi kiya???

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Socha ta us bewakuf ...

Socha ta us bewakuf koh bhul jayenge,
Dek ker bi andeka kar jayenge,
Par jaise he woh samne aye woh hasi chehra,
Socha is baar dek le agli baar bhul jayenge..

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Apne mobile ko facew...

Apne mobile ko facewash lagakar..
Garam pani se dokar use kumkum aur..
chawal lagakar mandir mey chadaa do..
Kyu ki SMS toh Ap karte nahi..Toh puja karo!!!

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

A Sardar was working...

A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop.
A customer girl asked:
Underwear dikhana plz.
Sardar thora sharmakar:
G aaj nahi pehni.

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Delivery k baad bach...

Delivery k baad bachche ki mutthi band thi,
Muthi khol k dekha gaya to usme iPill ka tablet tha or hath me likha tha,
Jako rakhe saiya mar sake na koy

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sardar Dukhi Tha Ki...

Sardar Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye,
Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Tcher:Shadi Kya Hai?...

Tcher:Shadi Kya Hai?
Stdent:Kunwaro k Liye "Alpenlibe" Jee Lalchaye Raha Na Jaye:
Aur Shadisuda k Liye "Cloromint" Dubara Mat Puchna.

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Bahu ke 1-2 afair su...

Bahu ke 1-2 afair sunkar
PATI ne jaan de di
3-4 afair sunkar SASUR ne jaan de di.
Lekin SAAS chup rahi kyu?
KYUKI SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)