Jokes that indicate pleasure, favour, amusment, mild derision, words that can make you laugh hard.

Gf Santa Se: Me tum ...

Gf Santa Se: Me tum se tabi shadi karungi jab tum koi sahsi kaam kar ke dikhaoge!
Santa: Tum se shadi karne se jyada sahsi kaam aur kya ho sakta he.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Dharti par giri hui ...

Dharti par giri hui cigarette ki rakh, cigarette peene wale se boli-
Aaj tere kaaran mera ye haal hua hai. Kal mere kaaran tera!

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Do Machr Bate Kr Rhe...

Do Machr Bate Kr Rhe The
1st Bola: Me Doctor Bnuga

2ndBola: Me Engineer Bnuga
Itne Me Aunti Ne Mortin Jala Di
Machr Bole - Sali Ne pura Career Khrab Kr Diya.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Chand pe apka Naam l...

Chand pe apka Naam likhnay ko jee chahta hay
par kya karu
Pehli baat to yeh ki mera hath nahi jata hay
Dusri bat yeh k ye khayal hamesha duphair ko hi Aata h.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Mat Karo Pyar Kisi S...

Mat Karo Pyar Kisi Se Phoolon Ki Taraha
Phool To Pal Mein Murjha Jaate Hain
Pyar Karo To Karo Kaaton Ki Taraha
Jo Chubhne Ke Baad Bhi Yaad Aate H.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Jab tumhe dekhu my d...

Jab tumhe dekhu my dil start flying,
Tumse baat karne ko I keep trying,
Jab tu dur jaye I feel like crying,
Arre itna mat chad I was just lying.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Raatan nu nind na aa...

Raatan nu nind na aave,
Dine chain na ava,
Jad main rab to pucheya rabba ki ehi pyar hai?
Rab ne muskara ke keha, Nahi beta, Light de bina Sab da ehi haal h.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Raatan nu nind na aa...

Raatan nu nind na aave,
Dine chain na ava,
Jad main rab to pucheya rabba ki ehi pyar hai?
Rab ne muskara ke keha, Nahi beta, Light de bina Sab da ehi haal h.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Suna hai wo keh kar ...

Suna hai wo keh kar gaye hai ke ab to hum,
Sirf tumhare khawboo main hi aayenge,
Koi keh de unse ki wo vada kar le hum se,
zindagi bher ke liye so jayenge.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ishq me ye anjam pay...

Ishq me ye anjam paya hai,
haath pair toote, muh se khoon aya hai
hospital pahuche to nurse ne farmaya
BAHARO PHOOL BARSAO KISIKA MEHBOOB AAYA HA.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)