Jokes that indicate pleasure, favour, amusment, mild derision, words that can make you laugh hard.

Traffic Police WALI ...

Traffic Police WALI ne suhagraat k baad husband se Rs.600 ka jurmana manga!

Husband: kis liye?
Wife: 100 overspeed k, 200 wrong side k or 300 bina helmet k.!

By: ANUJ
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

1 ladki ki dua Ka...

1 ladki ki dua

Kasam se hr ladke ko bhula dungi,
Sb hi ki tasvir jala dungi,

Ek tum hi raho ge is dil mai,
Balance dalwa do tumhe dua dungi..

By: ANUJ
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Tajmahal ko dekh kr ...

Tajmahal ko dekh kr bola, shahjahan ka pota:
Aj hmara bhi bank balance hota agar dada diwana na hota..

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Rinku: What sort of ...

Rinku: What sort of a car has ur dad got?
Mintu: I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T.
Rinku: Really - Ours only starts with petrol.

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Woh to aj bhi hme de...

Woh to aj bhi hme dekh kr muskurate hi...
Pr unke bachche bade kameene hi
Jo hme mama, mama kah kr bulate hi..

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Dekha tujhe to ruh k...

Dekha tujhe to ruh khush ho gyi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gyi,
Pagal hai vo log jo kehte hai ki,
Chimpanzi ki akhri nasal khi kho gayi!

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Machhr ne ap ko kata...

Machhr ne ap ko kata,
Ye us ka junun tha,
Ap ne khujli ki,
Ap ka sukun tha,
Phir bhi ap ne usko nhi mara,
Kyu ki uski rago mai ap ka khun tha.

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Whn U feel that nobo...

Whn U feel that nobody luvs U
nobody cares 4 u
& evry1 is ignoring U,n hating U,
U should ask Urself..
Saala Chakkar kya hi!

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

2 snakes sitting in ...

2 snakes sitting in the jungle,
Female snake tried to kiss the male snake,
Suddenly male snake turned & started singing:
zehar hi ki pyar hai tera chumma !

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Aye dost tu bhi likh...

Aye dost tu bhi likha kr shayri
Meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jayga,
log fekenge ande tmatr,
To raat ki sabji ka intezam ho jayga.

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)