Jokes that indicate pleasure, favour, amusment, mild derision, words that can make you laugh hard.

teri dunia me koi gu...

teri dunia me koi gum na ho,
teri khushiya kabhi kam na ho,
bhagwan tujhe aisi item de,
jo agnipath ki chikni chameli se kam na ho!

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Beta-Maa meri kya ki...

Beta-Maa meri kya kimat h?
Maa-Beta tu to Lakho ka h.
Beta-To Lakho me se 10 Rupya dena.
Mujhe Ice-cream khana h.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Girls Ki Shopping: ...

Girls Ki Shopping:

Lena Kuch Nahi Hota Bas,

Ye Dekho! Wo Dekho!
Ye Kya H? Wo Kya H?
5 Ghante Lagaati H,

Phir Golgappe Kha Ke Wapas Aa Jati
H.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

When i call you 1.R...

When i call you
1.Ringing means i m thinking u
2.Ringing means i like u
3.Ringing means i miss u
4.Ringing means i need u
5.Ringing means behray phone utha.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

1st kg kid- teri sil...

1st kg kid- teri silet acchhi h...
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2nd kg kid- sale ye i-pad h..!

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

BOY: Tum Shaadi Ke B...

BOY: Tum Shaadi Ke Baad Apne Lie Alag Ghar Toh Nahi Mangogi Na?
GIRL: Nahi, mai aisi Ladki nahi, Tum Apni Maa Ko Alag Ghar Dila Dena.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Pani me gira rumal t...

Pani me gira rumal to rumal gila He.
Aasman me dekha to aasman bhi nila He.
Muhabat to sab karte h par.
Mai karu to sala character dhila h..

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

1 Baccha Potty karne...

1 Baccha Potty karne khule me gaya
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Waha 1 PIG baitha tha
PIG ko dekhkar baccha waha se bina potty kiye jane laga

PIG chillaya
Saadda Haqq..
Etthe Rakkhh.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

For yOuNgstErS OnLy ...

For yOuNgstErS OnLy
ThOuGhT for lIfEtIme..

"CrY OnLy For CuT AnD StIcHeS... Nt fOr BaStErDz aNd bItChEs...!!

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

God saw me hungry, H...

God saw me hungry, He created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, He created Pepsi.
He saw me in dark, He created light.
He saw me without problems,He created U.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)