Jokes that indicate pleasure, favour, amusment, mild derision, words that can make you laugh hard.

MAMU :Chand toh raat...

MAMU :Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aj din mai kaise nikal aya?
GIRL :Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aj din mai kaise bol pada?

By: ANUJ
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ladki jab Mayke me r...

Ladki jab Mayke me rehti hai toh "RANI" jab shadi hokar jati hai toh "LAXMI" Aur sasural me kaam karte-karte "BAI" Sach me Ladkiya "RANILAXMIBAI" hoti h...

By: ANUJ
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Teacher To Student: ...

Teacher To Student:
Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?


Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.

By: ANUJ
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Difference between H...

Difference between Husband & gadha.
Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
but
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!

By: ANUJ
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ram chandra kah gye ...

Ram chandra kah gye siya se,
aisa kalyug ayega,
sirf ek dost SMS karega,
dusara kamina bs padh k muskurayega!

By: ANUJ
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Koi pathr se na mare...

Koi pathr se na mare mere diwane ko
Koi pathr se na mare mere diwane ko
Bomb ka zamana hi yaro Uda do salle ko.

By: ANUJ
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Y do U think I SMS u...

Y do U think I SMS u ?
Is it bcoz I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need u ? No ! Its bcoz
Time pas k liye koi BAKRA chaiye

By: ANUJ
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

After a quarrel, a w...

After a quarrel, a wife said 2 her husband, U know, I was a fool wen I married u.
The husband replied, Yes, dear, bt I was in love and didn't undrstand.

By: ANUJ
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Tum ek aise don ho j...

Tum ek aise don ho jiske pas, Hr lock ki chabi hai, Tabhi to apko don with key kahte hai. Aur Pyar se. "Donkey" .Think it DON!

By: ANUJ
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Suhagraat ko dulhe n...

Suhagraat ko dulhe ne drvaza khat ktaya,
dulhan: dar k chup ho gyi.
dulha: kya hua?
dulhan: ap ho,muje laga REID padi hai..

By: ANUJ
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)