Jokes that indicate pleasure, favour, amusment, mild derision, words that can make you laugh hard.

ek kabutar ne sardar...

ek kabutar ne sardar k upar potty kr di.
sardar-oyee..teri maa na chaddi nahi pehnayi kya?
kabutar-kamine..tu chaddi pehen kr krta h kya??
hahaha!!

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

After engagemnt! ...

After engagemnt!

Girl: Now stop looking at girls,u r commited!

Boy: What do u mean?

If i m on diet, It doesnt mean that,i cant look at MENU..

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Dear Google! Pleas...

Dear
Google!
Please Stop behaving like a
girlfriend
.
... .
.
.
Kindly let me complete my
sentence
before u give Suggestion
thank u..

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

GF:Im warning u, my ...

GF:Im warning u, my mom is coming back in 1/2 hr.

BF:Bt, Im nt doing anything..

GF:Dat's why Im warning u..
.
.
HURRY UP !

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Briliantly Ansrd By ...

Briliantly Ansrd By BF On BrkUp

GF- Tujhe Mujh Jesi Ladki Kbi Nai Mil Skti

BF- Chill Swthrt,Jb Mujhe Tu Pasnd Hi Nai To Tere Jesi Q Dhundu.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Faqir Car me baithi ...

Faqir Car me baithi lady se Madam 10Rs dedo.
Lady ne paise dene k bad kaha dua To Dete Jao.

Faqir-Car Me to Baithi H Moti ab Ky
Rocket Pe Baithegi.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Tajmahal kisi ke liy...

Tajmahal kisi ke liye ek AJOOBA h,
To kisi ke liye pyar ka EHSAS h,
Hamare tumhare liye to BAKWAS h,
Kyun ki ki roz badalti humari MUMTAZ h.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Dr: Jab aapko pata t...

Dr: Jab aapko pata tha chipkali aapke kanme ghusi to aap chup Q the.
Santa: 1st cockroch gaya tha to mujhe laga k chipkali use pakadne gai he..

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Boy: your teeth are ...

Boy: your teeth are like the stars
Girl: awww.. Thanks.. Are they that much pretty ?
Boy: No, far away from each other.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Boy-Cinema chale Gi...

Boy-Cinema chale
Girl-waha tum muje touch kroge?
Boy-No
G-Mera hath pkdoge
B-No,
G-Mujhe kis karoge,
B-No
G-To apni behen k sath chale jao.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)