Jokes that indicate pleasure, favour, amusment, mild derision, words that can make you laugh hard.

Delivery k baad bach...

Delivery k baad bachche ki mutthi band thi,
Muthi khol k dekha gaya to usme iPill ka tablet tha or hath me likha tha,
Jako rakhe saiya mar sake na koy..

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sardar Dukhi Tha Ki...

Sardar Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye,
Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu..

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Tcher:Shadi Kya Hai?...

Tcher:Shadi Kya Hai?
Stdent:Kunwaro k Liye "Alpenlibe" Jee Lalchaye Raha Na Jaye:
Aur Shadisuda k Liye "Cloromint" Dubara Mat Puchna.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Bahu ke 1-2 afair su...

Bahu ke 1-2 afair sunkar
PATI ne jaan de di
3-4 afair sunkar SASUR ne jaan de di.
Lekin SAAS chup rahi kyu?
KYUKI SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI..

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Importance of thumb-...

Importance of thumb- Child use it4sucking.
Illiterate people use it4sign,
Winners4victory & my FANS use it4reading
my sms Oh U too? Crazy Fan..

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Girl- kya tum mujhse...

Girl- kya tum mujhse pyar karte ho..?
Banta- haan
Girl- lekin tume to meri parwaah hi nahi
Banta- oye
pyar karne wale kisi ki parwaah nahi karte!

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Agar aap kisi se pya...

Agar aap kisi se pyaar karte hai to hi neeche padhiye...
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Ruk teri mummy ko btati hun.......Auntyy.......

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By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Height of addiction:...

Height of addiction:

In a college form, when asked about the "permanent address", a student wrote "www.mrpopat.in"!

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

1 ldki prfum lga k b...

1 ldki prfum lga k bus pe chadi. Ldke ne coment pas kiya.
Aajkl phinel ka use kuch zyada h hota hai.
Ldki boli fir bhi cockroch picha nhi chorte

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

When WORDS fail, eye...

When WORDS fail, eyes speak.
When eyes fail, "HEART" speaks.
When HEART fails, nothing speaks they put cotton in the nose..

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)