Jokes that indicate pleasure, favour, amusment, mild derision, words that can make you laugh hard.

Tufani Barish May Ra...

Tufani Barish May Raat Ko Shop per 1 Admi Pizza Lenay Aaya
Shopkeeper: Aap Shadi Shuda Hai
Admi: Is Tufani Barish May Kya Meri Maa Mujay Pizza Lene Bhejegi

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

1 sabzi wale k ghar ...

1 sabzi wale k ghar bacha paida hua,
to 1 aurat bache ko dekh k boli:
kitna pyara bacha hai ?
sabzi wala aadat k mutabik bola
Aur hai b Bilkul taaza.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Lady Doctor: Tum roz...

Lady Doctor: Tum roz subah clinic k khade ho k auraton ko kyo ghurte ho?
Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai,
Auraton ko dekhne ka Time 9-11am.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Dosto aur Popcorn ke...

Dosto aur Popcorn ke beech me ek common similarity.
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Dono ko thoda sa Jalao to Muh fula lete hai.
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PASS IT TO ALL POPCORNS..

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

"If som1 throws...

"If som1 throws a stone at u,throw back flower at him,said GANDHIJI.
..Bt make sure u throw it with d flowervase;-)
YEHI HAI YOUNGISTAAN MERI JAAN..

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Fulo ki hasi Gulab h...

Fulo ki hasi Gulab h,
Padhne k liye jaruri kitab h,
Duniya me hr sawal ka javab h,
Agr koi mere bare me puche
to keh dena Arre wo toh LAJAVAB h...

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Arz Kiya He.. Jo Ke...

Arz Kiya He..
Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe DiL Me LocK Kar Diya
Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe DiL Me LocK KarDiya
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Aaj uSi Ne Facebook Pe BLocK Kar Diya..

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

If a boy gives a lov...

If a boy gives a love letter to a girl, people call him LOAFER But if a gal gives a letter 2a boy, they call it OFFER.

Feel the difference.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

A Sardar was working...

A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop.
A customer girl asked:
Underwear dikhana plz.
Sardar thora sharmakar:
G aaj nahi pehni..

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ek ladki match dekhn...

Ek ladki match dekhne gayi,
lips par india ke tirange ka rang laga tha,
ek ladka aaya kiss kar gaya or bola
I LOVE MY INDIA :D
Have a Nice Day.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)