Jokes that indicate pleasure, favour, amusment, mild derision, words that can make you laugh hard.

Pata nhi kyu log me...

Pata nhi kyu
log meri itni respect krte h

main jb unhe msg krti hun to wo apna sir neeche jhuka kr mera msg padhte h
bilkul aapki tarah.
MY CRAZY FANS.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

80 saal ka Buddha ra...

80 saal ka Buddha rape case me jail gaya.
Dost: Tune is umar me ye kiya kaise?
Buddhha: Koi rape nahi kiya.
Ye to Ilzam itna mardana tha ki
mana kar nahi paya.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Fulo ki hasi Gulab h...

Fulo ki hasi Gulab h.
Padhne k liye jaruri kitab h.
Duniya me hr sawal ka javab h.
Agr koi mere bare me puche
to keh dena Arre wo toh LAJAVAB h.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Arz Kiya He.. Jo Ke...

Arz Kiya He..
Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe DiL Me LocK Kar Diya
Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe DiL Me LocK KarDiya
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.
.
Aj uSi Ne Facebook Pe BLocK Kar Diya.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

A Sardar was working...

A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop.
A customer girl asked:
Underwear dikhana plz.
Sardar thora sharmakar:
G aaj nahi pehni.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ek ladki match dekhn...

Ek ladki match dekhne gayi,
lips par india ke tirange ka rang laga tha,
ek ladka aaya kiss kar gaya or bola
I LOVE MY INDIA :D
Have a Nice Day.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Delivery k baad bach...

Delivery k baad bachche ki mutthi band thi,
Muthi khol k dekha gaya to usme iPill ka tablet tha or hath me likha tha,
Jako rakhe saiya mar sake na koy.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sardar Dukhi Tha Ki...

Sardar Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye,
Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Tcher: Shadi Kya H? ...

Tcher: Shadi Kya H?
Stdent: Kunwaro k Liye "Alpenlibe" Jee Lalchaye Raha Na Jaye:
Aur Shadisuda k Liye "Cloromint" Dubara Mat Puchna.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Kya apko ladkian pas...

Kya apko ladkian pasand h?
Kya ap ladkion ki baten sunna chahte h?
Kya ap hmesha ladkio se ghire rehna chahte h?
To beta Golgappe ka thela laga lo.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)