Jokes that indicate pleasure, favour, amusment, mild derision, words that can make you laugh hard.

Scroll down if u lov...

Scroll down if u love me,
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I just knew it.
Bloody Lesbian!!
Love you too.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Dosto aur Popcorn ke...

Dosto aur Popcorn ke beech me ek common similarity.
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Dono ko thoda sa Jalao to Muh fula lete h.
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PASS IT TO ALL POPCORNS.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Nurse to patient wit...

Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your name? Patient: Santa.
Nurse: Birthdate? Patient : 01 Feb
Nurse : Married?
Patient : No, car accident.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Aap jaise log kuch k...

Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte h.
Dil me har waqt ek aas rakhte h.
Jaane kb ho jaaye mulaqaat apse,
Isliye hm 1 DISPRIN hmesa apne saath rkhate h.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Pata nhi kyu log me...

Pata nhi kyu
log meri itni respect krte h

main jb unhe msg krti hun to wo apna sir neeche jhuka kr mera msg padhte h
bilkul aapki tarah.
MY CRAZY FANS.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

80 saal ka Buddha ra...

80 saal ka Buddha rape case me jail gaya.
Dost: Tune is umar me ye kiya kaise?
Buddhha: Koi rape nahi kiya.
Ye to Ilzam itna mardana tha ki
mana kar nahi paya.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Fulo ki hasi Gulab h...

Fulo ki hasi Gulab h,
Padhne k liye jaruri kitab h,
Duniya me hr sawal ka javab h,
Agr koi mere bare me puche
to keh dena Arre wo toh LAJAVAB h.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Funny sms for fb ...

Funny sms for fb

Arz Kiya H.
Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe DiL Me LocK Kar Diya
Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe DiL Me LocK KarDiya
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Aaj uSi Ne Facebook Pe BLocK Kar Diya.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

A Sardar was working...

A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop.
A customer girl asked:
Underwear dikhana plz.
Sardar thora sharmakar:
G aaj nahi pehni.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ek ladki match dekhn...

Ek ladki match dekhne gayi,
lips par india ke tirange ka rang laga tha,
ek ladka aaya kiss kar gaya or bola
I LOVE MY INDIA :D
Have a Nice Day.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)