Jokes that indicate pleasure, favour, amusment, mild derision, words that can make you laugh hard.

Log Kehte Hai Ki Pya...

Log Kehte Hai Ki Pyar Ek Aisi Bimari H
Jiski Koi Dawa Nahi Hoti,
Hum Kehte H Bewfai Ek Aisi Dawa H
Jisse Ye Bimari Dubara Nahi Hoti.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Jindagi behaal h Su...

Jindagi behaal h
Sur hai naa taal h
Msgbox bhi kangal h
kya apki sms factory me hadtal h
yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri,
mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal h.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Pyaar Ke Geet Gayeng...

Pyaar Ke Geet Gayenge Hum,
Apni Ek Nayi Duniya Basaayenge Hum,
Jo In Hawaaon Se Diya Bujh Gaya,
Unhe Bech Kar Philips Ke Bulb Layenge Hum.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Phone ke rishte bhi ...

Phone ke rishte bhi ajib hote h
Balance rakhkar bhi log garib hote h
Khud to msg karte nahi h
Muft ke msg padhne ke kitne shauqin hote h.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Kya kare in pyare do...

Kya kare in pyare dosto ka
jo dhire dhire hume bhula rahe h
kabhi kiya karte the dhero msg
aj ek ek paise apni shadi k liye bacha rahe h.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Agar tum kaho to tum...

Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye
asman se chand taare torr laun,
Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye
aasman se chand taare torr laun,
Lekin tum unka karogi kiya??

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Socha ta us bewakuf ...

Socha ta us bewakuf koh bhul jayenge,
Dek ker bi andeka kar jayenge,
Par jaise he woh samne aye woh hasi chehra,
Socha is baar dek le agli baar bhul jayenge.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Apne mobile ko facew...

Apne mobile ko facewash lagakar.
Garam pani se dokar use kumkum aur.
chawal lagakar mandir mey chadaa do.
Kyu ki SMS toh Ap karte nahi..Toh puja karo!!

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Tum Bhi Likha Karo S...

Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayri
Tumhara Bhi Meri tarah Naam Ho Jayega,
Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar
To Sham Ki SABJI Ka Intezam Ho Jayega..

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ek bachcha har roz M...

Ek bachcha har roz Maths teacher ko phone lagata h.
Teacher ki wife-Kitni bar kaha wo mar gye h,
bar bar phone kyu krte ho?
Bachcha-Sun k achcha lagta h!

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)