Jokes that indicate pleasure, favour, amusment, mild derision, words that can make you laugh hard.

Shadi Ka Din Ek Aisa...

Shadi Ka Din Ek Aisa Din Hota H Jab,
Dulha Khursi Pe Bethe Bethe Aas Pass Dekh Ke Sochta H,
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Yaar, Ye Sab Maal Pehle Kaha Tha?

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ladke Kyu Sabhi Ladk...

Ladke Kyu Sabhi Ladkiyon Ko Item Bolte H
Kyuki
Item Matlab Maal
Maal Matlab Paisa
Paisa Matlab Laxmi
or Ladkiya Toh Ghar Ki Laxmi Hoti H
Rishta Wahi Soch Nayi

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Boy: Tum Mujse Shaad...

Boy: Tum Mujse Shaadi Karo Gi?
Girl: Nahi.
Boy: Lekeen Kyu?
Girl: Mere Ghar Wale Nahi Mane Ge.
Boy: Ghar Main Kaun Kaun He?
Girl: 1 Paati Aur 3 Bachche..

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

God Bhi Engineer h,k...

God Bhi Engineer h,kaise Boleto.
BRAHMA-System Installer
VISHNU-System Supporter
SHIVA-System Programer
NARAD-Data Transferer
YAMRAAJ-Deleter
APSARA – Virus

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Roj-Roj Weight Check...

Roj-Roj Weight Check kar ke Kya karna h
Ek Din Sab ko Marna h
Chaar Din Zindagi ke Khushi Se Jiiee Le
Mere dost
Agle Janam Me Fir 2.5kg Se Hi Start Karna H.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Bhayanak Badla By A ...

Bhayanak Badla By A Boy:
Usne Mera Dil Toda,
Meine Uska Apple iPhone 5
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Baaki Aap Khud Hisaab Laga Lo Ki Kon Jyada Roya Hoga.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ek Asan sa Sawal Apk...

Ek Asan sa Sawal Apke Liye.
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RAMAYAN me,
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RAM JI AUR SITA JI ka
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Surname kya tha?
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Ab Dikhao Aapna Hunnaarr.!!

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Chhota Rasta Bhi Lam...

Chhota Rasta Bhi Lamba Lagne Lagta H,
Jab Koi Saath Nahi Hota,
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Aur Lamba Rasta Bhi Chhota Lagne Lagta He.
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Jab
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Kutte Pichhe Pad Jate H.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Who Iss Kadar Unki L...

Who Iss Kadar Unki Lash Se Lipaatt Kar Roye,
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Ke Lash Khud Uth Kar Bol Padi,
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Le Pehle Tu Marja..
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Badtameez Kabse Upar Hi Gire Ja Raha H.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Gabbar:Thakurrrrr ye...

Gabbar:Thakurrrrr ye Mobile Humko De De
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Thakur:Ja Ja Aabe Hath-Pair ki Masti Hoti h,
Mobile ki Masti Nahi Kartey..

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)