Jokes that indicate pleasure, favour, amusment, mild derision, words that can make you laugh hard.

Kal kare so aaj kar,...

Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab.
Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab.
Abey karta hi rahega to dhoyega kab?

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Patient to Doc: Aapn...

Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai,
uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Jija: Sali ji, aapke...

Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Jise koyal samjhe, ...

Jise koyal samjhe,
woh kauwa nikla.
Dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla.
Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se, aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Teacher: Agar apna c...

Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Safety Tip for Winte...

Safety Tip for Winters !!
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Stand in front of mirror
with one glass of water.
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throw water on the mirror
& say-
Ahaa.. Nahaa liye.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Whenever U feel depr...

Whenever U feel depressed in your life, Close your eyes and think about that director who has to say Nice shot to Tusshar Kapoor.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Girl:Doctor mere lip...

Girl:Doctor mere lips pe infection ho gaya h
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Doctor:Last time KISS kab kiya tha?
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Girl:Ek saal pehle
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Doctor:Infection nahi hua h JUNG lag gayi h..

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

CID ne Sony se nata ...

CID ne Sony se nata jod liya
CID ne Sony se nata jod liya...
Aur jis room me mana raha tha Abhijeet suhagraat
Daya ne wohi darwaza tod diya.!!

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Advice to All Youth:...

Advice to All Youth:
If you want to change the country, do it now.
Once you get married, you won't be able to change even the TV channel!

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)