Jokes that indicate pleasure, favour, amusment, mild derision, words that can make you laugh hard.

Boy: BUS aur LARKI ...

Boy: BUS aur LARKI
aik jaisi hoti hain,
1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati hai.

Girl: RAKSHAY aur LARKAY
ek jaisay hotay hain,
1 ko bulao 4 chale aate h

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Boy:chalo kisi sunsa...

Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain!

Girl:tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge?

Boy:bilkul nahi!

Girl:to phir rehne do...

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Teacher:kG class ke ...

Teacher:kG class ke bachhe se,
1 se 10 tak gino, me aapko KISS karungi.
BACCHA: 1 SE 100 tak ginu to kya package h.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Saas:khude ne tujhe ...

Saas:khude ne tujhe 2 ankhain di hain
tu chawal se pathar nahi nikal sakti?

Bahu:Khuda ne aapko 32 dant diye hain,
2-4 pathar nahin chaba saktien?

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

JIN:- kia hukum hy m...

JIN:- kia hukum hy mere malik?
Malik:-Pakistan se load shedding,
mahangay kam kar do or petrol sasta.
JIN:- Aaqa hukum do, tafriyan mat karo:p

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Musharaf Reema ka ha...

Musharaf Reema ka haath pakar kar bola:

"Aao kamray me chalain"

Reema; "Ki faida, wardi tey tu lani nai"

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

A boy told his frien...

A boy told his friend,
"yar aik larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi h".
Friend answered:
"Sahi se dekh,
hans k dekh rahi h.
ya
dekh k hans rahi h.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Larka:ek larki ko ch...

Larka:ek larki ko cherte huwe kahta h k jan-e-man is dil me a jao.
Larki:sandil utaru kia?
Larka:jan-e-man ye dil h koi masjid nahi sandil pahan kar hi ajao.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sardarji says I LOVE...

Sardarji says I LOVE YOU to his girl friend
and suddenly falls on the floor.
Girlfriend:What is this?
Sardarji:Oji, I am falling in love!

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

3 sardar bed pe so r...

3 sardar bed pe so rahy thy,
un tenon ko jaga theek
se nahi mil rahi thi.
phir 1 sardar bed se niche sone laga.

2nd sardar: ab jaga ho gai hai, uper ajaa.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)