Jokes that indicate pleasure, favour, amusment, mild derision, words that can make you laugh hard.

3 Girls go to tusion...

3 Girls go to tusion:

1 Girl maine kal Sir ki table par CONDOM dekha,
2 Girls maine usme ched kr diya,
3 Girls Saali Kamini Marba diya na mujhe.

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Patni: Utho raat k 2...

Patni: Utho raat k 2 baje hain..
Pati: Itni raat ko mujhe neend se kyun uthaya?
Patni: Aaj aapne neend ki goli nahi li..

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Behosh aadmi ko dekh...

Behosh aadmi ko dekhkar doctor: ye to mar chukka hai,
Aadmi Bola: mai zinda hoon!
Biwi: tum chup raho ji, itna bada doctor kya jhoot bolege!

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

MAHEK WHISKY KI KABH...

MAHEK WHISKY KI KABHI KAM NAHI HOTI
PINE SE ZINDAGI KHATM NAHI HOTI
BOTTEL K SATH HO AGAR NAMKEEN AUR GOLD FLAKE,
TO ZINDAGI SULTAAN MIRZA SE KAM NAHI HOTI

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Santa ko sapne me ch...

Santa ko sapne me chappal mari, 2 din tak bank nahi gaya
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q ki bank me likha tha "hum aapke sapno ko hakiqat me badalte h.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Vo kaun hai? Jo ISHQ...

Vo kaun hai? Jo ISHQ me hai?
Jo MANN me hai?
Jo DIL me hai?
Magar DHADKAN me nahi?
Jyada soch mat STUPID Vo hai AMIR KHAN.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Nadiya ke is paar P...

Nadiya ke is paar
Parvat ke us paar
Nadiya ke is paar
Parvat ke us paar
Nadiya ke is paar
Parvat ke us paar
Ek shandaar char lane ka highway ban raha h.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Boy: I Wna Tell U Sm...

Boy: I Wna Tell U Smthn
Grl:Its Nt Gud 2 Talk While Eating

(After Eating)

G:Nw Tell Me

B: Thr Ws A Cockroach In Ur Food.
Aur ban heroine.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

If u care me,i will ...

If u care me,i will care u,
If u mi$s me,i will miss u,if u msg me,
i will msg u,if u will forget me,
i m sorry dear kahani me twist h
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I will kill u.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ek baar Sita ji ne R...

Ek baar Sita ji ne Ravan ke garden me bahut shor machaya, toh Ravan ka beta Megnaath aaya aur bola
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Volume kam kar Pappa Jag Jayega.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)