Jokes that indicate pleasure, favour, amusment, mild derision, words that can make you laugh hard.

Girlfriend says to b...

Girlfriend says to boyfriend: I’m PREGNANT…!
Boyfriend says: Are you sure its mine?
Boyfriend starts crying & says:
Yaar sab aise bolenge to kaise chalega.

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

1 admi ne 100 times ...

1 admi ne 100 times khoon daan kark record bnaya.
Blood bank walo ne uski wife ko prize diya.
Ye kehte hue ki
Apne Nhi PiyaTabi to Hmne Liya.

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Boy-Papa. Papa lagta...

Boy-Papa. Papa lagta h Varsa aane wali h.
Papa-tu study kar.. nalayak, sara din bas ladkiyo ki baate karta rahta h.

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

SARDAR 2 PANDIT-Ap k...

SARDAR 2 PANDIT-Ap k sir pe Choti q H?
PANDIT-Is se Mere Dimag Me Vichar Aate Hai.
SARDAR-Sala Idhar to pura TATA-SKY Laga H
Fir B kuch nhi ata.

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Bhojpuri ishq:- Taj...

Bhojpuri ishq:-
Taj mahal kaun chiz ba,
hum ehu se badi imarat banwaib,
Mumtaz to mar ke dafan bhail rahe,
tohke sasuri hum zinda dafnaib.

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ek Sarkari Dafttar k...

Ek Sarkari Dafttar k board pe likha hua tha: KRIPAYA SHOR NA KAREIN".
Kisi ne uske niche likh diya:
"Varna Hum Jaag Jayenge".
Govt. Office Zindabaad".

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Patient to Doctr: Aa...

Patient to Doctr: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi h, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Usne kaha -na ched l...

Usne kaha -na ched ladki ko paap hoga
kal tu bhi kisi ladkika baap hoga.
Maine kaha bhagwan kre tera kehna sach ho
jo mujhe baap kahe wo tera bacha ho.

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Kamwali: Malkin, apk...

Kamwali: Malkin, apki purani sareeya mujhe nhi chahiye..
Malkin: Kyu?
Kamwali: Apki saree pahenne k baad saheb "Aap" samajh kr mere paas bhi nhi ate.

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

ladki: Mummy Mummy ...

ladki: Mummy Mummy
ye Padosi ka ladka mujhe bar-bar kiss kr k bhag jata h?
Mummy: muskurai aur boli
bahut shararti h bilkul apne baap pe gya h..

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)