Jokes that indicate pleasure, favour, amusment, mild derision, words that can make you laugh hard.

GOOD PARENTS SAYS DO...

GOOD PARENTS SAYS DO ONLY ARRANGE MARRIAGE.
BETTER PARENTS SAYS DO WHATEVER U LIKE.
BUT BEST PARENTS SAYS .. BETA LOVE TUM KARO ARRANGE HUM KARA DENGE.

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Dimagi Dukandar - A...

Dimagi Dukandar -
Aadmi: Mujhe 1 Lady Suit Dikha Do..
Dukanwala: Biwi Ke Liye Chahiye, Ya Koi Achha Wala Dikhau.

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Teacher Santa Se: Ye...

Teacher Santa Se: Ye Line Ki English Banao,
Usne Apna Kaam Kiya Or Karta He Gaya.
Pappu: He Done His Work And Done Dana Dan Done Dana Dan.

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Masterji: Kal School...

Masterji: Kal School Kyu Nhi Aye The?
Chintu: Gir Gaya Tha Or Lag Gayi.
Masterji: Kaha Gire, Aur Kaha Lagi?
Chintu: Palang Pe Gira Tha Aur AANKH Laag Gayi.

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Son (Phone Mein): Ma...

Son (Phone Mein): Maa! Aaj Hum 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye.
Mother: Sabbash Beta! Ladka Huva Ya Ladki.?

Son: Nhi Maa! Tumhari Bahu Ne Dusri Shaadi Kar Lee.

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Proffecer: Peheli Hi...

Proffecer: Peheli Hindi Silent Film Konsi H?
Pappu: Agar Film Silent Thi To Apko Kaise Pata Chala Ke Wo Hindi H?
Profecer Shoked, Pappu Rocks.

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Man: Koi Lambi Umar ...

Man: Koi Lambi Umar ka Tarika Batao.
Dr: Saadi kar Lo.
Man: Kya isse Umar Lambi ho jayegi!
Dr: Nhi ye Khwahis He Marr jayegi..

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Jetha: 1 Toothbrush ...

Jetha: 1 Toothbrush Dena.
Meri Brush Ka 1 Baal Tut Gaya.
Dukandar: 1 Baal Tut Gaya To Naya Kyo Le Rahe Ho?
Jetha: Jo Tuta Wo Aakhri Tha.

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

BF: Kal Tumhare Ghar...

BF: Kal Tumhare Ghar Gaya Tha.
Mujhe Nhi Lagta Hamari Shadi Hogi..
GF: Kyu? Papa Se Mile?
BF: Nhi.. Tumhari Behen Se Mila.
Solid Lagti H.

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Universal truth we l...

Universal truth we learnt:-
"sun rises in the east"
Fact:- "sun neither rises nor sets, only earth rotates..!

Moral :-
"Educatn spoils our commonsense"

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)