Jokes that indicate pleasure, favour, amusment, mild derision, words that can make you laugh hard.

Jija: Sali ji, aapke...

Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi h?

Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye! :P

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Patient to Doc: Aapn...

Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi h,
uska haath lagte hi me theek ho gaya.

Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

What do you call a f...

What do you call a female who never laughs?

"HASINA"

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Jab tum is duniya se...

Jab tum is duniya se jaoge
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge
Is bar galtee se jo hua so hua
Mujhe yakeen h agli bar lambi
poonch aur 4 taang k saath aaoge.

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Gal: Do u have any s...

Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

What is the height o...

What is the height of telling a lie?
A negro telling his girlfriend,
"tenu kaala chasma jachda h,
jachda h gore mukhde te"

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Can v do romance in ...

Can v do romance in the evening today?
I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly
"MOSQUITO"

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Romance Mathematics:...

Romance Mathematics:

Smart Man + Smart Woman =
Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman =
Affair
Dumb Man + Smart Woman =
Marriage
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman =
Pregnancy

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Tcher: Aaj short ski...

Tcher: Aaj short skirt Q Pahan K Aayi ho
Girl: Sir Aaj Half Day H Na Isliye, Full Day Par Full dress Pahnti Hu
All boys: Sirrrrrrrr
Holiday ko class lo na!

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

1 ladka gadhe k samn...

1 ladka gadhe k samne gir gaya. 1 khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha,"Apne bade bhai k pair chhu rahe ho?" Ladka bola,"JI BHABHI JI!"

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)