Jokes that indicate pleasure, favour, amusment, mild derision, words that can make you laugh hard.

Bahu ke 1-2 afair su...

Bahu ke 1-2 afair sunkar
PATI ne jaan de di
3-4 afair sunkar SASUR ne jaan de di.
Lekin SAAS chup rahi kyu?
KYUKI SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Importance of thumb-...

Importance of thumb- Child use it4sucking.
Illiterate people use it4sign,
Winners4victory & my FANS use it4reading
my sms Oh U too? Crazy Fan

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

1 Ladki se 1 Ladke n...

1 Ladki se 1 Ladke ne dil manga to ladki ne kaha kal dungi
Next day ladki apne sath bachha lekr ayi or ladke ko de diya kyu?
Dil to bachha he ji

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Girl- kya tum mujhse...

Girl- kya tum mujhse pyar karte ho..?
Banta- ha
Girl- lekin tume to meri parwaah hi nahi
Banta- oye
pyar karne wale kisi ki parwaah nahi karte!

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

How do u know when k...

How do u know when kids start to grow up? new funny sms in hindi
Gals grow up when they start to put lipstick n boys grow up when they start to wipe it off!

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Height of addiction:...

Height of addiction:
In a college form, when asked about the "permanent address", a student wrote "www.mrpopat.in"!

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

1 ldki prfum lga k b...

1 ldki prfum lga k bus pe chadi. Ldke ne coment pas kiya.

Aajkl phinel ka use kuch zyada h hota h.
Ldki boli fir bhi cockroch picha nhi chorte

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

When WORDS fail, eye...

When WORDS fail, eyes speak.
When eyes fail,"HEART" speaks.
When HEART fails, nothing speaks they put cotton in the nose.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

After MS word, Ms...

After MS word,

Ms excel

&

Ms power point

microsoft Launch

new software

relat to cricket

MS Dhoni.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Engineers can do any...

Engineers can do anythng:
eg:- Prove 1=2.
Soln: Let x=y
Then v can write
2x-x=2y-y
=>2x-2y=x-y
=>2(x-y)=x-y
=>2=1
B-)
maths ka satyanash !!

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)