Jokes that indicate pleasure, favour, amusment, mild derision, words that can make you laugh hard.

Define A Woman.... ...

Define A Woman....
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Someone Who Can Talk 4 Hours While
Standing At The Door.
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But She Won't Sit.
Because Shes Getting Late.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Amazing Truth : When...

Amazing Truth : When Your Mom Decides To Be In Your Room While You Are On The Computer.. . You Just Switch To GOOGLE And Stare At It..!! :P :D ;-)

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ek aadmi:-kyon bachc...

Ek aadmi:-kyon bachche yeh gend tumhari hai?
Bachcha:- uncle kya isse koi sheesha toota hai?
Aadmi:-nahin to..
bachcha:- haan to phir meri hai.

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Teacher:-MotorCycle ...

Teacher:-MotorCycle k Kitne Tyers Hote hai?
Smart Santa:- 6 Tyre
Teacher(Gusse se): How?
Santa:- 4 Motor k 2 Cycle k!G.M.

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Love Aur Arrange Mar...

Love Aur Arrange Marriage Me Kya Faraq He
Love Marriage Me Aap Apni Girlfriend Se Shadi Karte Hai
Aur
Arrange Marriage Me
Kisi Aur Ki ;-)

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Baith kar apni mehbu...

Baith kar apni mehbuba ki zulfo k saye me aisa josh aaya,
wah wah!
Phir..
phir..
Usk Papa ne dekh liya aur I.C.U. me hosh aaya.

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

MAA-Beta Apple Khaog...

MAA-Beta Apple Khaoge,
BETA-Nahi
MAA-Beta Mengo Khaoge,
BETA-Nahi
MAA-Beta Orange Khaoge,
BETA-Nahi
MAA-Bilkul Baap Par Gaya Hai,
Chappal Hi Khayega.

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Beta: Papa apki shaa...

Beta: Papa apki shaadi ho gayi?
Papa: Haan.
Beta: Kis se hui?
Papa: Bewkuf teri mummy se..
Beta: Wah papa ghar me hi setting kar li.

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Delivery k baad bach...

Delivery k baad bachche ki mutthi band thi,
Muthi khol k dekha gaya to usme iPill ka tablet tha or hath me likha tha,
Jako rakhe saiya mar sake na koy

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Tcher:Shadi Kya Hai?...

Tcher:Shadi Kya Hai?
Stdent:Kunwaro k Liye "Alpenlibe" Jee Lalchaye Raha Na Jaye:
Aur Shadisuda k Liye "Cloromint" Dubara Mat Puchna.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)