Jokes that indicate pleasure, favour, amusment, mild derision, words that can make you laugh hard.

Kabutar ne kr di bur...

Kabutar ne kr di burger pe shit
zara gaur farmeyga..
Kabutar ne kr di burger pe shit
Wah!wah!
And u say i am loving it...

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Itna kamjor hua teri...

Itna kamjor hua teri judai se...
Itna kamjor hua teri judai se....
ki ab to "MACHAR" bhi khich le jate hai charpai se.

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Manjil ko pana hai t...

Manjil ko pana hai to
Hausla sath rakhna,
Agr Dost ko pana hai to
Aitbar sath rakhna,
Agr hamesha Muskurana hai to
"brush or colgate Sath rakhna"

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

vo bhi kya din tha ...

vo bhi kya din tha
jab log hame kiss kiya karte the.
magr afsos us waqt hm
2 saal ke hua karte the?

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Hawa me bindas ud ra...

Hawa me bindas ud raha tha galib.
Hawa me betab ud raha tha galib.
Hawa me ajad ud raha tha galib.
Phir kya...ruk gaye hawa,
gir gya galib..

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ques - bhagwan ko gu...

Ques - bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?
Ans-jab koi ladki shaadi se pehle
Pregnant ho jaye,aur uski maa
Kahe,"hey bhagwan ye tune kya kiya,"

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

A long time ago, two...

A long time ago, two men made a joke on Rajinikanth.
No they are known as
.
..
...
....
Santa and Banta.

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Bekaar hai vo log jo...

Bekaar hai vo log jo,
ladkiyon ko miss karte h,
Miss karna hain to
“machcharo” ko karo,
jo apni jaan pe khel kar bhi,
apko kiss karte h.

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Girl sitting on a pa...

Girl sitting on a park bench.
Funny Begger: Hi Darling.
She angrily: How dare u call me as darling.?
Begger: Then what r u doing on my bed?

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ap kya jano hum tumh...

Ap kya jano hum tumhe kitna yad krte h,
Hr pal tumhari faryad krte h,

Roz khat likhte hai Cartoon network ko,
Ap ko dikhane ki mang krte h.

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)