Jokes that indicate pleasure, favour, amusment, mild derision, words that can make you laugh hard.

od made day light an...

od made day light and called it sun;
God made entertainment and called it fun;
God made night light and called it moon;
God made a you and called it cartoon.

By: Asif
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ess kadar hum aapko ...

Ess kadar hum aapko chahte h,
Ke duniya wale dekh ke jal jaate h,
Yu to hum sabhi ko ullu banate h,
Lekin aap thoda jaldi ban jaate h.

By: Asif
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

MURGA: I Love You. ...

MURGA: I Love You.
MURGI: Ha.
MURGA: Me Teri Payar K Liye Kuch V Karsakta Hu.
MURGI: OH Realy?
MURGA: Yess
MURGI: to ANDE de ke dikha!!!!!

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

zuban chup ho to ank...

zuban chup ho to ankhe bolti h, ankhe band ho to sasen bolti h, sase band ho to dhadkan bolti hai, dhadkan band ho to...DOCTOR BOLTA HAI I AM SORRY"

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

MASTER JI :- Agar sa...

MASTER JI :- Agar sache Dil se GOD se prathna kijaye to woh puri hoti hai..
LADKA:- Rehne do sir, agar aisa hota to aj ap mere sir nhi SASUR hote..

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ham raat ki tanhai m...

Ham raat ki tanhai mai apki awaz sunte hai chand se apka jikar karte hai mat Aao hamare kawabo mai ham prait se bahut darte hai.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Teacher:Maine Kal Su...

Teacher:Maine Kal Subah Ek Ladki Dekhi.
Iska Future Tense Banao.
Student:Hum kal Tak usko fassa Lenge.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Golu 2 dhobi:Ye T-Sh...

Golu 2 dhobi:Ye T-Shirt Ulti kar k press kar krna.
3 din Baad
Golu:Meri T-Shirt press ho Gayi.
Dhobi:Babuji press kese karta 3 din se ulti hi nai ayi.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Mandir Me Juta Utart...

Mandir Me Juta Utarte waqt.
Aur Misscall Marte Waqt .
Ek Darr Rahta Hai Ki.
Koi Utha Na Le .

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Girl 2 Ramdev:Baba a...

Girl 2 Ramdev:Baba agar main kisi ladke ko kiss karu??
Ramdev:Narak mai jaogi.
Girl:Agar aapko kiss karu to??
Ramdev:Chalaak ladki..!Swarg jana chahti h

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)