Jokes that indicate pleasure, favour, amusment, mild derision, words that can make you laugh hard.

Mat kar dost apni gi...

Mat kar dost apni girl friend se itni mohabbat,
woh aankhon se war karti h,
maine dekha hai uski aankhon me,
woh mujhse bhi pyar karti h.

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Exams are like WIVES...

Exams are like WIVES:

1.Too Many Questions.
2.Difficult To Understand.
3.Elaborate Explanation Is Needed.
4.Result Is Always Unexpected.

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

DIL se DIL laga ke d...

DIL se DIL laga ke dekho,
Meri yaadon ko apne dil mein basa ke dekho,
SMS ki jagah CALL bhi karenge,
bas ek bar mere mobile ka bill chuka ke toh dekho.

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Madmast hawa h, Mau...

Madmast hawa h,
Mausam bhi suhana h,

Bandar English me Hindi padh raha h,
Kya educational zamana h.

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Beta bola "papa...

Beta bola "papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna h"

Papa bole, "Nahi

Bete, abhi nahi". "Papa kyon ?" ..........
"Bete abhi bandar SMS padh raha h"

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Aye khat ja Unke Haa...

Aye khat ja Unke Haathon ko Chum le,
jab voh Padhe to Unke Hothon ko Chum le,
khuda na kare voh faad bhi dale
to Girte Girte Unke kadmo ko Chumle..

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

HAMARE LIYE APNE HEA...

HAMARE LIYE APNE HEART ME JAGAH RAKHIYE,
MIND ME NAHI,

HUME MIND ME RAKHNA DANGEROUS HO SAKTA HAI
KYONKI HUM MIND BLOWING HAI !

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

PHOOL KO MAT TODO KA...

PHOOL KO MAT TODO KANTA LAG JAI GA,

LARKI KO MAT CHAIRO CHANTA LAG JAI GA !

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

PANI AANAY KI BAAT K...

PANI AANAY KI BAAT KARTE HU,

DIL JALANE KI BAAT KARTE HU,

CHAR DIN SE MOO NAHI DHOIYA,

TUM NAHANE KI BAAT KARTE HU.

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

PYAR MAIN KISI NE DH...

PYAR MAIN KISI NE DHOKHA KHAYA
TO KISI NE KSAM KHAI H
HUM WO MAJNOO H
JIS NE SIRF LAAT KHAI H !

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)