World Me Sabse Jyada Khush Log Bharat Me H,
Har 2 Ghante Mein Khush Hote H,
"Oyeeeeeee Light Aa Gayi"
Dad to son: when I beat you how do you control your anger?
Son: I start cleaning toilet.
Dad: how does that satisfy you?
Son: I clean with your tooth brush.
I l I lo I lov I love I love you... I love you the most. I love you the
best. I love you a lot.. Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said People should LOVE
Do Machr Bate Kr Rhe The
1st Bola: Me Doctor Bnuga
2ndBola: Me Engineer Bnuga
Itne Me Aunti Ne Mortin Jala Di
Machr Bole - Sali Ne pura Career Khrab Kr Diya.
Santa-I m so kanjus dt I went alone 4 my honeymoon & saved half d money. Bania-dt is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife 4 honeymoon with a friend