By B K Tripathi (Jun 1, 2016)
Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai. Banta- to isme prob kya hai? Santa-pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi.
Santa: Doctor, my wife is running a temperature. Doctor: Is she hot? Santa: Well, with a little make-up and short shirt...
A sweet girl goes to Banta's shop and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao.Banta sharmate hue: Aaj pehan kar nahin aaya.
Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions Teacher-If 1000 Kgs= Ton. Then , For 3000 Kgs How Much? Santa- Ton!Ton!Ton!
Santa: Mobile me kuch MP3 Songs Load karwana hai. Servicing Man: Memory card hai? Santa: Nahi! Ration Card chalega kya?
Santa to his Fatty Wife: Operation Me mujhe Kuch Ho Gya To Doctor Se Shadi Kar Lena Fatty Wife: Aisa Kyu Kah Rhe Ho? santa: Q Ki Badla Lene Ka Yahi Tarika h
Do U Know Why Santa Bought A Brown Cow??? . . . 2 Get Choclate Milk!!
