By B K Tripathi (Jun 1, 2016)
Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai. Banta- to isme prob kya hai? Santa-pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi.
1 Aadmi Santa ki Betay Se Puchhta Hai: Beta Papa Ghar Main H? Santa Ka Beta Sprite Pete Huye Uncle Seedha Bolo Mummy Se Milna H. Seedhi Baat No Bakwas.
Santa: Mujhe Tou Aankhey Band Karney Par Bhi Dikhayi Deta Hai.Banta: Achchaa, Kya Dikhta Hai?Santa: Andhera.
Teacher - Un do kings ka naam batao jinhone duniya ke logo ko nayi raah pe chalaya..... Santa - Sir 1.SMO KING. 2.DRIN KING.
Jeeto: You didn't have a rag on your back when I married you. Santa: Anyway, I've plenty of them now!
Santa's romantic Valentines poem for his wife, Jeeto: Roses are Laal; Violets are Nileh; You've made the Daal; Now wash the Patileh!
Santa: Agr tmhe kuch ho gya to mai Pagal ho jaunga. Jeto: Dusri shadi to nhi kroge? Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kr skta h.
