1 pyara sa koi sandesh bhej do...

1 pyara sa koi sandesh bhej do
Dosti ka saccha updesh bhej do
Agar dosto ko 1 SMS bhi na ho sake tumse to
Kisi BHIKHARI ko apna Mobile bech do.

Kaanch Ke Dil Hote H...

Kaanch Ke Dil Hote Hain Mohabbat Karne Walo Ke...
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Kabhi Toot Jate Hain To Kabhi Tod Diye Jate Hain..!

Son to Dad : Papa, Mein itna bada kab hounga ki mein mummy se bina puche bahar ja saku?

Papa : Beta abhi itna bada to mein bhi nahi hua!!!

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Kuch NAhi
Chup-Chaap Apna Kaam Karte Raho Meri To Sabko Aise Hi Tang Karne Ki Aadat Hai.

No one is as ugly as their identity card pic,
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nor as good-looking as their Facebook profile pic.. ;D :P

How to Kill a mosquito:
Catch it alive,
Tie its legs
then make gudgudi in its stomach
and when it laughs
,Catch its mouth
& pour a spoon of Poison

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