Police : Park main aise tum duno kyun baithe hoh
Man : Hum dono shaadi shuda hain.
Police : Toh ghar main baitho
Man : Iska husbnad nahi manega....
Aap Bahut Hi..
Person Ka SMS Padh Rahe Ho !
What is the height of telling a lie?
A negro telling his girlfriend,
"tenu kaala chasma jachda h,
jachda h gore mukhde te"
Agr Main Mar Jau To Mera Gum Mat Krna
Aansu Bhi Mat Bahana Mere Liye
Upar Aa Jana
Pipal Ke Ped Pr Baitkar Logo Ko Daraynge.
Mariz nurse se
Nurse: kya pyas lagi hai,
Mariz: nhi gala check karna hai k kahi leak to nhi hai..
Whenever U feel depressed in your life, Close your eyes and think about that director who has to say Nice shot to Tusshar Kapoor.