Ladkiyi bhi azeeb hoti hai
tayaar hone ke liye Beauty Parlour jaati hai
Parlour ke liye bhi tayaar hoti H
Bhulana tumhe na asaan hoga jo bhule tumhe wo nadan hoga aap to baste ho ruh me hamari, bus aap hame na bhulana ye aapka ehsaan hoga.
Mariz nurse se
sis: Pani pilao
Nurse: kya pyas lagi hi,
Mariz: nhi gala check karna hai k khi leak to nhi hi
Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Judge: What was he doing when u arrested him?
Cop: He was arguing with a driver.
Judge: That's no proof he was drunk.
Cop: There was no driver there.
Maa-Nalayak Kaha Thi Itni Raat Tak?
Beti-Boyfriend Ke Saath,
Maa-Kar Aayi Na Muh Kala,
Beti-Toh Kya Hua Maa Fair & Lovely Hai Na. . .