When WORDS fail, eyes speak. ...

How 2 kill a girl ?
Give her a beautiful dress.
nice jewelery.
costly cosmetics.
Then lock her in a room without a mirror.
Tadap Tadap kar mar jayegi.

Hausle saare aazma baithe
Hum zamane ke gham utha baithe
Jis ki chahat me umar bhar tadpe
Uss ki shadi ki biryani kha baithe!

Suraj Se Achca Sitara Nahi Koi,
Hamare Jaisa Rishta Doosra Nahi Koi,
Chahe Saari Duniya Dhoondhlo,
Mujhsa PYAARA, Aapsa AWAARA Nahi Koi.

What do you call a female who never laughs ?



"HASINA"

Jab Aapki Yaad Aati He To Aapka SMS Padh Leta Hu
Jab Tuje Dekhta Hu To Aankhe Band Kar Leta Hu
Jab Aapki Aawaz Sunta Hu To Raste M Kutte Ko
Jor Se Laat Maar Hu.

Ek aurat saheli se: Mujhe bachcha nhi ho rha!
Saheli: Tumhara pati namard hoga?
Aurat: Mera Pati kya,
Mujhe to tumhara pati bhi namard hi lagta hai.