When WORDS fail, eyes speak. ...

Doctor-Jab Aapko Pata Tha Ki
Chipkali Aapke Muh Me Ja Rahi
H, To Aap Chhup Kyu Thay?
Mariz-Pehle Cocroach Gaya
Tha To Mujhe Laga Ki
Chipkali Usko Pakad Legi.

What do you call a big pile of kittens? A meowntain.

MiNiMuM VoTiNG AGe:18Yrs
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MiNiMuM MarriaGe AGe-21Yrs
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iSKa MaTLaB
SarKar B MaNTi H
Ki 18 Ki Age Me
AaDMi DESH
SaMBHaL SaKTa H
Pr BIWI Nhi

Baap: Mere 4 bache hai..
1 ne MBA
2nd B.Ed.
3rd PHD
4TH chor hi

Frnd: Chor ko ghar se nikalte Q nhi?
Baap: wohi to kmata hi, baqi sab berozgar h....

* Golden Word:
Agr Tum UsSe
Na Pa Sako JisSe Tum Pyar Karte
Ho
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To
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Sharam Karo
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Laao Number Muze Do Main Try
Karta Hu.

Santa to Autodriver : Gurudware Jaoge?
Driver : Haan bilkul jaunga?
Santa ne jeb se polythin nikala aur bola : Wapas aana to mere
liye langar le aana!