A boy got rejected & girl got selected in an interview 4 same reason. Think? They both had the first two buttons of their shirts open in front of the CEO
Golu: Ek kilo gaay(cow) ka doodh dena.
Shopkeper: Lekin tumhara bartan toh bahut chhota h.
Golu : Theek hai toh phir bakri ka de de..
zuban chup ho to ankhe bolti h, ankhe band ho to sasen bolti h, sase band ho to dhadkan bolti hai, dhadkan band ho to...DOCTOR BOLTA HAI I AM SORRY"
Son (Phone Me): Maa! Aaj Hum 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye.
Mother: Sabbash Beta! Ladka Huva Ya Ladki ?
Son: Nhi Maa! Tumhari Bahu Ne Dusri Shaadi Kar Li.
Sardar was selling Parashut..
Plane se kudo,Button dabao aur aap zamin pe safe..
Custmer-Agar Parasdhut nhi Khula to..
Sardar-O ji le aana change kr dunga..
Mojudgi Jaruri Nhi,
Jaruri Ehsas He,
Hm Kahi Dur Nhi,
Apke Aas Pas He,
Dekhiye To Zara,
Ek Dost Ki Aankho Se,
Hm Hr Kadam,
Apke sath He.