A boy got rejected & girl got selected in an interview 4 same reason. Think? They both had the first two buttons of their shirts open in front of the CEO
Girl- kya tum mujhse pyar karte ho..?
Girl- lekin tume to meri parwaah hi nahi
pyar karne wale kisi ki parwaah nahi karte.
Amiri ke khwab Dekhne laga,
Angreji Sharab Chakhane laga,
Baap ne kabhi Pager nahi dekha,
aur beta Mobile rakhne laga!!!
-:: Boss jokes ::-
If you think your boss is stupid.
You would not get the job.
If he was smarter.
Taxi driver: Mam, u r the 3rd pregnant lady whom I'm dropping to Airport today.
Lady: But I'm not pregnant.
Driver: But we havn't reached airport yet.
Pappu: tumne apni patni ko birthday par diamond ring kyun di? Voh to car chahati thi na? Raju: par main nakli car kahan se le ke aata?