Gf: Janu kya main tumhare sapnon me aati hu??
GF: Kyun ?...
BF: Main "hanuman chalisa" padhkar sota hu.
A girl checks her loverâs mobile to know under which name he has saved
HER no: when dialed it showed. . . . TIME PASS NO.8 â calling.
Teacher: Can u tell the name of 2 great kings who have brought happiness & peace in to people's lives?
Sardar: Smo-king & Drin-king !!
Safedi se Camak rah the Budiya k Baal..
Safedi se Camak rahe the Budiya k Baal..
Is kaal Kaal me hum Tum kare Dhamaal.
The reason behind recent onion price rise is revealed,
Rajnikanth has ordered ONION UTTAPPA...