Laloo bada chalak hai Nau baccho ka bap h Laloo bada nirala he dasva ane wala h... ye andar ki baat h isme Vajpayee ka hat h.
Customer: Waiter Aisi Chai Pilao Jisko Pee Kar Tan Man Jhum Uthe Aur Badan Nachne Lage.
Waiter: Sir Humare Yaha Bhens Ka Dudh Aata Hai, Nagin Ka Nahi..
Girl sitting on a park bench.
Funny Begger: Hi Darling.
She angrily: How dare u call me as darling.?
Begger: Then what r u doing on my bed?
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant