Bhayanak Badla By A Boy:
Usne Mera Dil Toda,
Meine Uska Apple iPhone 5
Baaki Aap Khud Hisaab Laga Lo Ki Kon Jyada Roya Hoga..
Difference b/w shit & Oohh shit:
A boy Threw a love letter to a girl
but it fell on her brother.
And Her brother was GAY.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
PriVaTe SCHooL Ke BaCHe Zoo Me: ohH!
Wow MNKy iS SLeePiNG DNT DiSTuB.....
GoVT SCHooL K BaCHe in zoo:
OYe Wo Dekh Tera BaaP So rHa H
PaThar Maar SaaLe ko.
Teacher: Jawani aur Budhape me farak batao?
Student: Jawani me mobile me "HASEENO" k numbers hote hai,
Aur Budhape me "HAKEEMO" ke..!