Man: Koi Lambi Umar ka Tarika Batao.
Dr: Saadi kar Lo.
Man: Kya isse Umar Lambi ho jayegi!
Dr: Nahi ye Khwahis He Marr jayegi!
Laloo-Rabri tum meri CHAND ho
Rabri-Na ji hamko CHAND-VAND mat kahiye,
Yeh sasura America wale roz chand par chadhte hai.....
Dog was Chasing Sardar..
Sardar runs, but Laughing..
A Man asked y r u Laughing? Sardar replied
I hav put Airtel Sim, but the Hutch network is Folowing.
Teacher: Maine Kal Subah Ek Ladki Dekhi.
Iska Future Tense Banao.
Student: Hum kal Tak usko fassa Lenge.
Boyfriend, "Come on, honey. I can't even remember the last time we made love."
Girlfriend, "Well I can - and that is exactly why we're not."
If u care me, I will care u,
If u miss me, I will miss u,
I will msg me, I will msg me,
If you will forget me,
I am sorry dear kahani me twist h.
I will kill u