BF: Kal Tumhare Ghar Gaya Tha.
Mujhe Nahi Lagta Hamari Shadi Hogi..!
GF: Kyu..?? Papa Se Mile??
BF: Nahi.. Tumhari Behen Se Mila..
Solid Lagti Hai..!!
Garmi Ki Chhuttiyo Ke 2 Faayde.
1. Apni Fuljhari Mama Ke Ghar Chali
2. Baju Ke Ghar Me Nyi Fuljhari Apne
Mama Ke Yaha Aati Hai.
Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many coins I have in my pocket? Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1? Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them
A Solid reason for having 2 girlfriends at one time:
Monopoly is always damaging
Competition improves service!
Rahul G :- Mom aapki wajah se meri shadi nhi ho rahi,
Sonia G :- wo kaise-=
Rahul:- Har taraf likha hai Sonia ji ko BAHU MAT do..