Wife:Kya kar rahe ho?
Man:Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Man:3 male aur 2 female.
M:Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi 2 ph. se
BF: Kal Tumhare Ghar Gaya Tha.
Mujhe Nhi Lagta Hamari Shadi Hogi..
GF: Kyu? Papa Se Mile?
BF: Nhi.. Tumhari Behen Se Mila.
Solid Lagti H.
What's the best part about living in Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.
Over "love marriage" and "arrange
marriage" It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang
himself" or "shoot himself".
Kya Aapne Kabhi Socha Hai Ki,
Girtey Logo Ko Dekh Taare Kya Wish Mangtey Hoge??
Prem Sadaa ke Liye Hota H,
Bas Premi Badal Jatey H !
Santa: Why are you always at the bottom of your class?
Pappu: It doesn't make any difference. They teach the same thing at both ends!