Most Beautiful wordz said about life-
"Life iz not amount of breathz U take..
But itz the amount of momentz that took ur breathe away"
Aap agar PAGAL ho to msg padhte hi miss call ki jiyega, MAHA PAGAL ho to msg kijiyega, BEVKUF ho to call ki jiyega. Aur agar teeno ho to chup rahiyega.
Boy: I L U
Boy: I Wil Die 4 U
Boy: I CanÃ¢â¬â¢t Liv Without U
Boy: I Wnt U To Give A Diamond Ring
Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born
Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?A:About 45 pounds!!
Teacher: Aapko Shahrukh Khan ki Movie Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi se kya Lesson mila?
Student: Kabhi umeed mat haaro. Kyon k
Shadi Shuda Larki bhi Pat sakti hai.