Santa ki tapasya dkh k Bhagwan bole:var mango vats
Santa:bhagwan Ye kya kaha aapne,mai to vadhu ke liye tapasya ki tha
Santa is taken to court on the charge of drunken driving. The judge says, "You've been brought here for drinking."
Santa: Great. Let's get started!
Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis k liye?Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.
IIT exam, santa got 1 qustion
Prove Sin x = 6n
santa canceled 'n' from both the sides.
six = 6
wrote "Kuch to standard rakha karo IIT ke question ka"
Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?Santa: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
Ek baar Santa Gangubai k ghar jata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.
Gangubai: Kaun ?
Santa: Mai !
Gangubai: Main kaun?
Santa: Tu Ganguba