By Girdhari Lal Multani (Apr 15, 2016)
Santa ki tapasya dkh k Bhagwan bole:var mango vats Santa:bhagwan Ye kya kaha aapne,mai to vadhu ke liye tapasya ki tha
Santa court mein judge se: Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui, meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia he! Judge: to tum kya chahte ho? Santa: Badla.
Inspector 2 Santa: Phansi Se Pehly, Bata Teri Aakhri Khwahish Kia Ha? Santa:Mery Pair Uper Or Sir Neechy kr K Phansi De Do-:)
BPO Interviewer: Can you do a British Accent? Santa: Yep BPO Interviewer: Say something... Santa: Thoom Saala Ghoolam Log Humaari Jooti Ke Neechey Hi Rahegaa.
Santa: Kaam wali shanti ko bulao.! Wife: Kyun? Santa: Doctor ne kaha hai, raat mein dawa khane ke baad shanti ke saath so jaana.
Driver: Sir ji, petrol khatam ho gaya, gaadi aage nahi ja sakti.Banta:-Chalo Phir, wapis le chalo.
Titanic doob raha tha. 1 gore ne santa se pucha-dharti kitni dur hai. Santa- 2kms. Gore ne samnudr me jump laga k pucha-kis taraf. Santa-NEECHE.
