By Girdhari Lal Multani (Apr 15, 2016)
Santa ki tapasya dkh k Bhagwan bole:var mango vats Santa:bhagwan Ye kya kaha aapne,mai to vadhu ke liye tapasya ki tha
Pappu: Ajj madam ne 1 swaal puchhya jisda jawab sirf mainu hi pata si.Santa: Mera biba beta, ki swaal si?Pappu: Swaal si k blackboard kol susu kine kita hai?
Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions Teacher: If 1000 Kgs= Ton. Then For 3000 Kgs =How Much? Santa: Ton!Ton!Ton!
SANTA:maine apni beti ka shaadi sirf 1500rs mein kiya. BANTA:woh kaise? SANTA:maine use 1500 ka ek mobile dilaaya. usne love marriage karliy
Santa: This mutton is under-cooked. Jeeto: You don't appreciate my cooking. Santa: I think the 'Vet' could save it if it we took it right away!
In train, a woman slept at Santa son's seat and refused to get up. Santa went to TC and complained, " This lady is not giving berth to my child!"
Banta Cigratte pe 2 metre pipe laga kr pe raha tha. Santa : Tu pipe laga kar cig Q pe raha hai Banta : Doctor ne kaha, Cig-Bidi se dur rehna.
