By Girdhari Lal Multani (Apr 15, 2016)
Santa ki tapasya dkh k Bhagwan bole:var mango vats Santa:bhagwan Ye kya kaha aapne,mai to vadhu ke liye tapasya ki tha
Santa is taken to court on the charge of drunken driving. The judge says, "You've been brought here for drinking." Santa: Great. Let's get started!
Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis k liye?Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.
IIT exam, santa got 1 qustion Prove Sin x = 6n santa canceled 'n' from both the sides. Then six = 6 & wrote "Kuch to standard rakha karo IIT ke question ka"
Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?Santa: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
Ek baar Santa Gangubai k ghar jata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai. Gangubai: Kaun ? Santa: Mai ! Gangubai: Main kaun? Santa: Tu Ganguba
Santa: Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha H, Saara Ghar Hil Raha H. Banta: Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar H.
