By Girdhari Lal Multani (Apr 15, 2016)
Santa ki tapasya dkh k Bhagwan bole:var mango vats Santa:bhagwan Ye kya kaha aapne,mai to vadhu ke liye tapasya ki tha
Santa to Jeeto: Kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul Gobar jaisaswaad hai. Jeeto, maatha peette huye: Hey bhagwan! Na jane inhone kya-kyakha ke dekha hua hai.
Santa ko ek court me bulaya. Gita par haath rkh kr kasam khao. Santa: Ye kya sir, Sita par hath rakha to yaha bulaya. Ab Gita par haath rakho.
Santa ne Banta se kaha,Sabse bada challenge kya h? Banta replied – Answer sheet ko khaali chod do aur last me likh dena, paas karke dikha.
Santa-Oye ajkal tu muje msg kyu nhi karta? banta-baarish ho rahi hai na isliye santa-baarish ka msg se kya lena? banta-abe saale,msg bheeg gaya to?
Doctor: Kaise Aana Hua? Santa: Doc Sab, Tabiyat Thik Nahi h, Liver me Pain ho raha h. Doc: Daru Pite ho? Santa: Haan, Par Chhota Peg hi Banana.
Santa got a invitation of party, Usme likha tha Pink Tie Only, Santa jab party me gaya to logo ne pant shirt bhi pehena tha !
