Santa ne nayee Car Li aur usKe Peeche Likhwaya-
"SAAWAN KO AANE DO"
Pichhe se truck Ne Thok Diya..
Truck Par Likha tha-
"AAYA SAAWAN JHOOM KE"
Train mai santa apni wife se: Tujhse shaadi karke pachchhta raha hoo, dil karta hai k tujhe kutte ke daal du
Saamne Baitha passenger: Bhow, BHow, BhoW, Bbhow .
In A Cricket Ground.. Security : Cricket Match Is Over Now Why R U Stil Sitting? Santa: Oye Yaar.. I Am Waitin For Highlights!
Santa: O Banno Car ki speed itani ky badha di?
Biwi: Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi h, Exident ho jaye iske pahale ghar pahunch jaate h.
Santa watching movie with his dog.
In movie: basti don't dance in front of these dogs.
Santa: Why she will not dance, dog also took the ticket.
Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?