If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I'm only a cartoonist!
Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
Teacher: Dehli me quttub minar h.
Sardar:class me sorha ta teacher ne usay jagaya or kaha k batao me ne kia kaha ?
Sardar: dehli me kuta bimar h.
Boy ne hospital me 1 nurse se kha I LOVE U tumne mera dil chura liya h
Nurse: sharma kar chal jhote dil ko to hath he nai lagaya humne to kidney churai h.
1 Ldki prfum lga k bus pe chadi.
Ldke ne coment pas kiya.
Aajkl phinel ka use kuch zyada h hota hai.
Ldki boli fir bhi cockroch picha nhi chorte
3 Chehray Insan Ko Kbi Nhi Bhooltey.
Ek Mushkil Me Sath Deny Wala,
Doosra Mushkil Me Sath Chorr Jane Wala