If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I'm only a cartoonist!
GIRL- Mujhe Kyu Dekh Rahe Ho? Tumhari Koi Behen Nahi Hai Kya?
BOY - Hai IsiLiye To Dekh Raha Hu.
BOY - Meri Behen Ko BHABHI Chahiye.
PYAAR Ka Matlab:
Samaj Aa Raha Na?
Forward Kar De
Tu Kya Jaane Pyaar Ke Jazbaat Or Bhasha Ko.
Boy got a 0 in EXAM. His father asked him: YEH KIYA H ?
Son replies: TEACHER K PASS STARS KHATAM HO GAYE THAY UNHOON NAY AB PLANET
DAINAY SHURU KER DIYAY H
Beti: gov me foji aaye hai.
Maa: unki niyat kharab hoti hai tu andar aaja.
Beti: ma vo pakistani hai.
Maa: to bakari ko bhi andar lade.
Mohabbat Ki Daasta Sunaane Aaye H
Tabaah Karne Ke Baad Woh Pyar Jataane Aaye H
Aansoo Poch Liye The Hamne Kab K
Magar Woh Fir Se Hame Rulane aaye